On Thursday, the Powers That Suck at Empire Theaters decided to start the midnight showing of Star Trek Into Darkness at 8pm. I can only assume that after the midnight showing of Avengers, swarms of geriatric nerds wrote to the company asking for a show they could watch before their 10pm bedtime, because Iron Man 3 was the same way.
Anyway, since I didn’t get off work on Thursday until a half hour into the movie, I had to suffer though my Mom texting me about how awesome it was. Then I had to leave for Girl Guide camp right after work on Friday, so I have to wait until Monday night to see Into Darkness, which means YOU have to wait until next Sunday for the review. I’d much rather review the movie for you than freeze my a** off sleeping in a puddle of half-frozen rainwater for four days, but what can you do? (And no, I am not exaggerating – for three years running there’s been frost on the tents in the morning)
While you’re waiting for me to thaw, you could:
a) Write emails to Empire Theaters asking them to bring back the midnight show (for cool people!)
b) check out these hilarious Star Trek related videos: